Quotes from the past!

Olá. Vocês sabem o que é IRC? Acham que já passou de moda? Que já não se usa? Que já deu o que tinha a dar? Que é coisa do passado? Que já não tem piada? Nem sabiam que ainda existia? Pois é. O IRC está vivo e vai continuar por muito tempo, e ao contrário do que muitos possam (não, não é podam) pensar até tem muita piada. Para vos provar eu vou "quotar" (citar) alguns excertos de conversas ou frases.

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Mikkel: If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
Celestya: i dont think so
Mikkel: Wanna go camping?
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Insomniak`: Stupid fucking Google
Insomniak`: "The" is a common word, and was not included in your search
Insomniak`: "Who" is a common word, and was not included in your search
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skrike: I think the people above me are having sex
skrike: either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.
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random girl: hey!
me: ...hi?
me: who is this?
random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace
random girl: ur hot
me: thanks
random girl: np
me: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don't want to talk to her
me: what should I do?
random girl: make up sum excuse, like ur mom is kickin u off or sumthing
me: oh alright
me: I have to go
me: my mom is kicking me off
me: bye
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MasterG: .....................................................................
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judas: where's pacman when you need him?
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gentoogod: omg dude
gentoogod: today i might the stupidest 3 people i ever met
gentoogod: thier 3 brains combined couldnt solve the dilemma they faced today
siral21: what was it
gentoogod: ok before i say this
gentoogod: 100% true, not one second of a lie
gentoogod: this lady went into mcdonalds today and ordered a big mac for her
gentoogod: and ordered 2 mcgrittles one for each kid. one had bacon one without
gentoogod: her sons are around 18 or 19 so not infants
gentoogod: she went to the counter furious cause the son that wanted bacon has no bacon on his and the one that didnt want bacon has bacon on his
gentoogod: i fell on the floor beside her and couldnt stop laughing
gentoogod: so i finally stood up and asked her to repeat, thinking maybe shes drunk
gentoogod: i swear to god she looked at me straight faced and repeated it. and her 2 sons were beside her mad that they didnt get the order they wanted
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born1986: why the fuck isn't my disc drive working
born1986: i fucking worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school
born1986: i now i cant finish it 'cos my fuckin drive ain't working
Z00ass: you got the right drivers?
born1986: hell yes
born1986: it was working fine yesterday
born1986: why does this shit always happen to me?
Z00ass: maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position
born1986: i havent touched it since school
born1986: i'm growing impatient
born1986: ANGRY even
Z00ass: throw that shit out tha window

. . .

born1986: OMG i fuckin did it!!!
born1986: FUCK!!!!!
Z00ass: it works?
born1986: no, i threw it out the window
Z00ass: the disk?
born1986: NO the whole drive
born1986: i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*
Z00ass: :D
born1986: FUCK SHIT FUCK
born1986: THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
born1986: brb

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born1986: shit
Z00ass: what? did ya break it?
born1986: well i couldn't open the drive
born1986: so i had to pound it against a rock
Z00ass: :o
born1986: quite HARD
born1986: and you know what?
born1986: that fucking disk wasnt even there
Z00ass: ???
born1986: i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway
born1986: and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag
Z00ass: lol
born1986: I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE
born1986: i'm actually cryin right now

. . .

born1986: wonder if i could make that drive work again
born1986: brb
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glacial: I love school
glacial: Today our term paper due date's set
glacial: Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and glacial: she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, glacial:or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.
glacial: So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
glacial: She waits for the laughs to die down and says:
glacial: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"
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YuFFie: SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH
YuFFie: WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL YuFFie: POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO YuFFie: IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA YuFFie: JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.
* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: Owned.)
* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #
YuFFie: HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF
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* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT
Strayed: he shot his girlfriend?
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Caso para dizer LOL! Bom estes foram só alguns exemplos, irei no futuro trazer mais alguns "Tesourinhod do IRC" para o meu Blog, não percam. E para os menos cultos no inglês, não desesperem, amanhã vou tentar traduzir tudo para o nosso portugês.

Boas noites e cuidado com o papão.

O Ricardo.